@Pedro S Carvalho: To the commenter:

@Berkeley: Oh my.

@EvanSei the noise is strong with this one: This has become something I want to do before I die.

"Artic" should be spelled "Arctic"

This is the perfect instrument for hipsters.

@JonThomasDesigns: Nah, DVD's are much older than that. There was a National Geographic article a couple months back talking about how they had uncovered a Seinfeld DVD box set in a burial tomb in upper Egypt.

@CaffineFreakUs: They aren't operational satellites. They're more than likely large chunks of trash left behind from space missions. A lot of the trash is supposedly from the Soviets/Russians, but I haven't researched into it.

@barrywoods: Touche. Skylab didn't burn up in the atmosphere quite as fast as NASA had thought it would.

@TooSimple2Define: It would most likely disintegrate before it hit the earth.

@Super Gizmodoman: PM'd.

@XKobbra: Kodak was one of the first companies to develop a digital camera, actually. They made a proof-of-concept way back in 1975:

@meeksdigital: Nope, I still don't get it.

@meeksdigital: I don't believe I got it. Sorry.

@Kendra: It would be grandfathered so no one could sue Apple.

Ahem.

@mullse01: There's your damn "throat-pouch". :P

@joeytrace:

@Illua: I think I know shit.

@Al CaPWN: PM'd back.

@Al CaPWN: PM'd.