Alas, the Gulf Coast is without hills. Therefore, I shall attach a few dozen model rocket engines to the back of the sled. That can't go wrong, right?

@RuckingFetard: If you had read the article, you would have known that there is a counterpoint article to balance it out:

@zerovampire311: Some of the "haters" have valid points.

@Spartanical: Well I'm sorry you feel that way. The fact is that in order to maximize efficiency, you have to sacrifice readability. In my opinion, this is quite a good job.

@Spartanical: Before you take a dump on his work, I suggest you try to make a more efficient small font than his.

@pancakesfromNY: It will still retain some of its wild instincts, yes, but it will be a lot safer for the general public. That, and coyotes generally doesn't consider humans to be food. Either way, just don't let small children roam the streets at night, and don't provoke a wild animal if you see one. This applies…

@tomsomething: It's not going to eat while it perceives it's being chased by that car.

@pancakesfromNY: If training starts from birth, then it can be safe enough for use in an urban area.

@pancakesfromNY: They've trained it not to harm children.

Oh well... I saved #2 to my computer so I can listen to it whenever I desire. It was stuck in my head the entire weekend.

@xaronax: That's actually a really good analogy for what this sounds like.

@Edopeno: Ah, I miss the trolls. Those were the good ol' days.

@SwatLax: It will probably stem from your facebook username, i.e.:

@MaksIsBack: I'd rather use smoke signals.

@MikeL230: I trust Google much more than I trust Facebook.

@Shiverr!: I feel so dirty...

@Samo: Find me one of those.

@Ryan: #hearted

I wish the picture wasn't on the front page...

Looks like Lenovo has made yet another quality product. If it's any bit as sturdy and thought-out as my ThinkPad, I can see it selling well.