@Upunisher: He's actually straight.

@Batman: The entire plumbing is comprised within a 4-foot-cubed area.

@psavas: He actually got a lot of furniture and ideas ffrom Ikea, including the majority of his kitchen.

@TheSonOfKrypton: In the upstairs loft, where the queen-sized bed is.

@NiTeShADe: He has a gf. She's supported him through thick and thin, but I think they need to get married soon. :P Just sayin'.

@Trickyhop: Most couches will increase your risk of cancer as well, as most couches have a network of metal springs.