Kate’s improper use of “your” has forever killed my boner for her.

See, driving while White is also dangerous!

I have a 9 year old, and because I’m fucking clinically insane also a 3 year old AND a 1 year old. There is no combination that doesn’t involve some form of fighting , hitting, tackling, tripping, projectiles, screaming, teasing, or booby traps. Even the fucking one year old goes in for an eye rake at the bottom of…

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

Wine comes in a bottle?

Marvin Lewis seems to be a decent coach, but he’s the guy you hire to get you out of the basement to being respectable, and then you can replace him with a good coach to put you over the top, but Mike Brown is too cheap to take that next step.

We’ve accidentally lost more than you can imagine. We’re an “As Seen on TV” franchise; works great a lot of the time, but ends up putting broken glass in your lemonade when you least expect it.

Well, this was much more enjoyable than my first Swedish knuckler.

Juninho is the original practitioner. Often imitated, never duplicated, but I think the free kick from today is as close as it’s ever going to get. Wait for the last angle on this one.

France has seen better.

You could say Rask tuukka one for the team!

+ 1 pair of dad jeans for the great dad joke.

Huh. Not the usual kind of hot water we see college athletes getting themselves into these days.

In Trump’s America, Thunder’s afraid of dogs.

I did not know that Jonathan Ericsson fought. By the looks of it, he probably should not.

Referees really need to keep their head on a swivel. Or if in Brazil, simply on their shoulders.

aka “first”

I lost my dog today and this video is wonderful.