i don't know how embarrassing this is, but i once hit "reply-all" to all my victims and wrote "we don't talk about that"

The best deal on Black Friday is the valuable hours of sleeping off the previous night's drunkenness that I won't be giving up.

The best deal on Black Friday is the valuable hours of sleeping off the previous night's drunkenness that I won't be…

Not to mention the phone charges if you didn't have a local number and couldn't connect to any of their toll-free lines. I remember numerous times when my phone bill was several hundred bucks a month.

I miss paying $2.95 an hour to connect to AOL

For years, readers have asked professional writers to be aware of the difference between their, they're and there, and, for the most part, their pleas went largely unheard.

Spoken like a true Republican, when will you decide to get rich?

Two of my favorites were "make it blue" and "it must contain a plane and a shark".

As someone who has never met you and lives in New York City, I support this decision.

The speed limit is ruining New York.

Can't help myself: so, what does the baby look like? ;)

Let me just put this smartphone/computer back in my pocket and clip a hockey puck to my chest.

Is this gonna be a callback to those douche bags with their nextel PTT phones having ridiculously loud convos in public? If so, nuke their HQ and now.

"They've sent out an email to both people who have signed up for the program.." <-fixed

Just imagine being able to see real-time 3D food images on Google Maps street view inside a restaurant. This is the future we need.

Ah yes, the Eleven Herbs and Space Experience!

Ah yes, KFC made a similar simulator if I recall...

That's the whole reason they named it 3 and renamed previously un-numbered 2. This way they avoid people in the store asking "Which is the newer/better one?"

Well, they do intentionally market to the ignorant.

Yea it's going to happen and will be great haha.

Too bad many people will just think it's newer and better and fork over the money. Apple marketing is a pretty effective machine.