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like, the only thing i want in this world is to read his FIRST rant that was TOO EXTREME

to be fair... Hall slipped specifically because of the comeback Hopkins did. Hall also gave him 20 yards cushion off the line because he knows he’d get worked playing up tight. Just wish Hall was the one who had his jaw broken in two places.

The final SNL episode that Hartman and Farley were in as cast mates, had the last shot of them hugging each other and waving goodbye to the camera. Within less than a year of that episode airing, they were both dead. Tragic...

No, you’re not. If someone does a bad thing, all human sympathy must immediately cease for that person.

Yes, the USA does not have a “death to all burglars” policy on the books, yet.

No you're supposed to question whether that's what actually happened because the cops are being shady as fuck about the details and evidence.

I was there, the prompters were off. Stewart didn’t know he was gonna do that.

This doesn’t even make sense without the horrible double entendre! You need lots of different people’s permissions to hold a football game.

And really, what better team to lead the charge for bringing in new female NFL fans than the one who just drafted Jameis Winston and whose most famous defensive player is Warren Sapp?

I don’t know why people are so upset about this. They were in an abusive relationship and I’m only surprised that her anger issues didn’t drive him away sooner.

I’m kinda okay with this breakup. She was abusive, yes?

Good. Kermit deserves so much better. She is really horrible to him.

This is precisely the point. The “reasonable” explanation is something every coach on the planet would be guilty of, making Chip’s players’ airing of grievances even less common if something isn't up.

“ You can’t help but cock your head to the side and wonder if there really is something to all of this.”

The best thing about Arbys is Nihilist Arbys

I’ve heard people tossing that idea around—not as a well thought out argument, but as an assumption based on the idea that they’re not cigarettes so they must be fine.