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OOH! OOH! Do Bill Barr now! Do Bill Barr!

THIS JUST IN: Steven Miller gots the ‘Rona.*

Haha.

He was around mike pence recently without a mask so best case scenario they both get it, croak and new president Nancy Pelosi yanks the Barrett nomination

I’m sure all our thoughts and prayers are with the coronavirus at this diffcult time.

And now a Seal that STILL brags about taking down Bin Laden took a picture of himself mask-less on a Delta flight proudly declaring himself “not a pussy” just got banned from Delta. Sad.

You know, what with launching an anti-obesity campaign the week before a national 50% off offer for food premises that includes most major fast food outlets and this evening having to re-engage lockdown amongst much of the North I’m starting to think this government doesn’t have a clue what they’re doing...

*detects no lies*

If President Bolsonaro has only a mild case of Covid, then he can double-down on his claim that it’s “just a little flu.”

*watched the video* If Sheldon made this list, I’d have burnt this whole website down.

No Lem & Phil? I’ll fix that!

Should this man who disregarded standard precautions for coronavirus be given priority for a ventilator? 9-9-9.

Time is running out and shit is bad for Prezdint Traitor McPlague. He needs to speak his truth plainly to the lumpen.

I mean, after all of the dozens of countries the U.S. has interfered with over the past 100 years, I can’t say we don’t deserve it.

Bread and circus. The Romans figured out how to anesthetize the masses long ago. They had gladiators, we have reality tv. Either way, no one bothers to get their asses up and vote.

This seems totally normal and above board.

Marvel Studios “still has plans” to introduce Thanos’ brother, Starfox, “at some point in a future project.”

Your past sins aren’t in the past until you atone for them. Until then you carry them with you.

Nah. Not in this case anyway. Some of these are from 2014 when he was 29, an aspiring actor, and looking for a job. He should have known better. Leaving them up for 6 years, only to take them down and issue an “apology” after they were dug up feels very hollow.