So a tube full of richcicles?  So sad.

Egg, cheese, meat, well toasted english muffin is the perfect breakfast sandwich.  Croissants are both too greasy and to messy; bagels are too tough; the innards squish out everywhere; hard rolls are ok, but they are also messy.

So Pornhub wants me to write my 80 year old congresswoman and ask her to deregulate online porn?  Dudes, just bribe them; that’s always worked in the past.

also r/wetlanderhumor.  :D

They need to do post-Secret Wars I MM and his hyper-clingy GF Titania.  “You leave my little Owie alone!”

Fried rice isn’t fried rice unless they’ve dumped all the extra veggies in there.  Sprouts, baby corn, you name it.  It should be a ‘clean out the fridge’ type dish.  What you’re describing is as boring as ‘wedge of iceberg’ salad.

I personally find that Dunkin’s low fat blueberry muffins are much better than their standard counterpart.  Better texture and flavor.

I wonder if ole Brando is annoyed by Scalzi’s much cooler book announcement this week for “Starter Villain”.  They have been friendly rivals from the start after all.

Kari Lake has filed suit claiming appointment interference by the godless commie deep state leader Musk.

Disney can, as we used to say back in the dark ages, eat shit and bark at the moon.

I was under the impression that the ‘onions’ on the standard mcburger were dried, reconstituted onion flakes.

Even Steven Colbert broke down and admitted he has a writing staff.  :D

New Stross?  Damn, I’m in.

Good pie + good price + good location = purchased pie.  Not driving 20 miles or paying 30 bucks for a pie no matter how good.

I have not set foot inside of Walmart since they started with the free pickup. Godz willing, I never will again.

Steak fries are the best fry and second only to tots in the potato side catagory.

Brach’s is the only true quality jelly bean.  

The cobb salad sounds good; but needs blue cheese dressing instead of the boring ranch option.

Evil Canadian oligarch Ryan Reynolds shows his true colors as he strikes again.