One might wonder what might happen if Mr. Carlson’s home address was given out to his fans; but mistakenly labeled as that of a certain freelance reporter?  An interesting thought experiment that no good person would ever consider putting into real use.

Sir!  How dare you point out that the Emperor has no clothes!  

People who consider “The Real Housewives...” to be the height of entertainment?  People who grew up with “The Jersey Shore” as role models?  People who’ve been educated by school boards controlled by “Jesus hates Jews” Xtians?

What, no entry for “The Fast and the Furious:  Tokoyo Drift”?

Senior WH staffer: “The president is in a constant temper tantrum and is destroying the country; what should we do? Start the process to execute the 25th ammendment?”

So when my company fired me ‘to maintain profitability’ I had the choice between ‘insurance’ that cost half my unemployment that; with my age and preexisting conditions; wouldn’t actually cover anything; or ‘insurance’ that covers most things, after a huge co-pay, and costs more than I get in unemployment.

As long as the majority of police hold to the criminal ‘blue wall of silence’ protecting their bad actors from facing justice; then they all have earned the scorn and abuse being heaped upon them.  You want respect?  Clean up your own disgusting house; it’s stinking up the neighborhood.

Hate to break it to you kids; but stupid was a wide-spread condition long before the internet shined a light on it.  

As hot dogs are, in indisputable fact, better than sandwiches; therefore a hot dog is not a sandwich; but a sandwich can, on rare occasions, be a hot dog.

As a standard, plain as dirt human you’d be treated like shit on Asgard.  Classist society in the extreme.  Even their ordinary peasant-class Asgardians are treated poorly.

That’s two; after BJ in the not-so-United-Kingdom.  Keep ‘em coming.

Not to mention loads of good people came from shitty families.  Reporters need to stop making excuses for why he’s an asshole and report that he is an asshole; plain and simple.

WHAT!  Why are you talking about Batfleck when there is a crisis at hand and it’s being hidden.  Since when is Dunkin’ closing stores?  Where’s the banner headline article announcing this catastrophe?  FAKE NEWZ!!!!  COMMUNIZM!!!!   MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Announced charges” - translates to ‘naturally, we didn’t actually arrest and jail this Karen; that’s just for the poors.

Too soon.

So how many seconds was it after he won his primary and no longer had to pander to the pro-nazi hillbilly’s that Sen. McTurtle finally came out and said that wearing masks wasn’t evil?

Aspirational thought:  KimK may just be the worlds first billionaire porn star.  Equality for sex workers!

Karen screaming that if she doesn’t get her all natural artificial sweetener instead of all this cancer-causing other artificial sweetener for her iced tea there will be no meal for anyone!

The concept of U.S. “owned” non-states is a drastically out-dated holdover from colonial times.  D.C. should join Puerto Rico, Guam, the U.S.. Virgin Islands and anyone else that isn’t coming to mind in statehood.

More than half of these come from the ‘we need more Iron Man toys” school of armor design.