I have no roommate; so I guess I can kill them.  I don’t drink; and didn’t really like spoiled grape juice when I did; so fuck the wine; but I’m not marrying toilet paper; you people just go to far on these things.

Eh, I’m getting by solely with the Slice app and doing fine.  Working from home leaves me with no real desire to do any cooking more complex than heating food in the microwave or toaster oven.  (my dishwasher being broken has nothing to do with this, I swear.)

Eh, I’m getting by solely with the Slice app and doing fine.  Working from home leaves me with no real desire to do…

#COVFEFE_45_Outbreak

alternative theory:  If you’re wearing pants; you’re doing it wrong.

alternative theory:  If you’re wearing pants; you’re doing it wrong.

Oatmeal bread makes the bestest toast; regardless of the topping.

So could Biden.

I’ll be celebrating Pi day in the traditional fashion; by ordering a large pepperoni and extra cheese pie; delivered.

Neither banana cream nor blueberry made it to the list; yet abominations against piedom like strawberry rhubarb did?  A sad day for The Takeout indeed.  Go home; take the weekend off and think about what you’ve done.

Sooooo; the rumor that there’s a kickstarter designed to A) find a presentable young woman with Covid-19 and B) send her to $2500 a plate republican fundraiser dinners isn’t true?   Too good to be true I guess.

Beginners class:  Stromboli.

I work in a union shop (I’m not allowed to join; being I.T.) but the pro-Trump shit is up on the workstations all over the place.

Other than the venue, it has nothing to do with unions; and everything to do with Biden blowing his top and threatening to whoop the ass of someone he’s trying to persuade to vote for him.  Not the cool-calm-collected demeanor we expect of a presidential candidate (at least not pre-Trump).

Will go first weekend.

I confess; I voted to off the brat.

Sadly, the rest of the world has come to rely on the CDC to provide leadership in instances like this; never thinking that any American president would ever be stupid enough to gut it out of spite.  WHO is doing its best; but they weren’t ready for this role yet either.

Saul in Warehouse 13 was must-watch TV at its finest.

Sounds like she’s based on the version of Superman from DCAbridgedUniverse on Youtube.

After someone told a (male, of course) co-worker ‘dude, wash your hands; gross!” in the men’s room he replied:  “My daddy taught me not to pee on my hands!”.  When he left I asked the first guy; ‘did his daddy teach his dick how to not sweat either?”.  Just so much grossness by so many people.

This is yummy looking.  Only change I’d make is to a non-messy crust; but that’s just me and my hatred of crumbs.

smashed potatoes with leftover corn; onions; butter, cheddar, and a dash of hot sauce.