Sugar, of course; but that’s beside the point.  Once I was diagnosed with diabetes I gave up one of my staples; a life long favorite.  Since that day I have never bought another bag of ‘fried potatoes’ again.  No hash browns; no tater tots; no steak fries.  Nothing but garbage carbs that mess up your (at least my)…

Aimee wins this one hands down. For over 20 years coffee was my go-to flavor for ice cream; I’d buy a hand-packed half pint a the local creamery as my birthday treat every year. But this year I discovered the wonders of peanut butter ice cream and my gods, soo much yum.

If I can stick it in a bowl with some chopped onions; ham and cheddar, and microwave it into a tasty breakfast sludge; I’ll take a dozen gross.

HA!  And if my dead dog started shitting gold bricks; I could buy that new proton blaster on Amazon!

Anyone who believes Romney would have voted the same if there was a chance in hell of his vote making the difference between conviction or not; well; congratulations on your favorite president not going to jail.

Hey, if that’s your kink you can go ahead and put marmite on your burger for all of me.  I’ll stick to catsup and mustard; personally.

“Welcome back Kotter” set in a federal prison.  Mad-dog Kotter is a Lecter-like serial killer freshly re-caught.  Shenanigans ensue.

“76 downloads in the big parade!

Ya had to know it was a throw away episode when they teamed beef-log foot-the-ball player with beef-log country-ish singer-ish  Neither of whom could act their way out of 2nd grade detention.  

Elf bowling is now safe for future generations.

I believe my having all the gold in the world is in the public interest; so you can’t prosecute me for stealing it.

Rich men sneering at the ever-shrinking middle class for not being able to afford grossly overpriced medical care is both a sign of the times; and a sign of the apocalypse.

What?  Surely you don’t mean the same Klobuchar who never once filed charges against a single cop during her years in office; although many, many unarmed civilians were assaulted or shot by cops in her domain during those years.

Well, it will be a clown college that day.

War with Iran has been Bolton’s bread and butter on the Faux newz circuit for a decade.  

I’m about 3/4 convinced that the entire Iran murderbot thing was Trump trying to throw Bolton a bone to shut him up.

Loved that one of the first things out of Lois Lane (Prime)‘s mouth was “Pants!” while pointing at Kara.

One of the GOAT albums.  Every song a classic.

New Lex seems to be channeling John Shea quite well.