Dracula 3000 - Not so much for CvD; but Coolio.  Well worth the watch.

my pet theory as to why chicken and waffles are so popular in the south has to do with the fact that there is so little difference between cheap-ass bbq sauce so common down there and maple syrup.  I never understood the appeal of slightly spicy sugar-sauce; but really; the switch to maple syrup is just the final step…

bacon, and love thereof, is eternal.  Always is, was and always shall be.

At least Rob has the decency of not insisting we all watch this monstrosity.  I may never forgive Andre for that.

It’s the ghosts of IO9 past!  And writing about musical suicide cults no less; it’s a holiday miracle!

Trump pathetically trying to become a Captain Planet villain is the loser version of Dr. Horrible.  

Or go for the long-term solution and pluck out thine eyeballs.  Then ye shall see nothing evermore that shall offend thee.

Is there some kind of departmental contest to see whom can inflict the most harm upon oneself in the line of duty?  I can’t think of any other reason to subject yourself to such an obvious abomination.  

Their new one on me is the response to “...with cream and 2 splenda.” is now; “How many cream?”.  I mean, I didn’t say extra-light or anything; I have no idea how many cream go into a default large cup.  I just stare back and say “Cream.”.  Took three tries last week.

Amazon will always win because they have only one true rival and they can always play Mao to Walmart’s Hitler.  “I mean, they’re bad; but at least they’re not Walmart bad.”  works for too many people.

‘Murican cheese is the Busch beer of Cheddar cheeses; watered down and tasteless.  Once you’ve graduated from the baloney-on-wonderbread in a TV cartoon lunchbox; it has no place.  

In Jim Butcher’s Codex Aleria there is a mushroom called “The Blessing of the Night” which can heal/cure anything. I don’t much care for shrooms; but I’d munch one of those babies any time.

Snitches get stitches.

Surprised I have yet to see (I’m sure it exists) the same headshot pasted on top of The Blob from the gawd-awful Wolverine Origins film.  A much more accurate boxing image.

You’re not the boss of me and you can’t tell me what I have to do!  #rude

How could you?

ass-hat.

Reese’s peanut butter hotel.

The entire cast of “The Good Place”; starting with Tahini and Michael.

I find it hard to disbelieve that Kelli & George think they’re playing some deep game that will position the two of them for money and power after Frump falls.  Like all their kind; including Frump; they don’t understand that they aren’t the smartest people in the room and many, many people see right through the B.S.