July 4, 1776:  When one group of rich, entitled, white men threw a hissy-cow at another group of rich, entitled, white men for disrespecting them.

Practice for the Mara-lago run.

Kewl kicks bro.  Where can I buy a pair?

On the one hand, soccer is boring.  On all the other hands; watching the best in the world joyously triumph with skill and grace whilst twisting the ball-sacks of so many utterly evil people by their simple existence is wonderful.  Go Team!

All y’all suggesting that one pony nuke could solve many of the worlds problems on Thursday should be ashamed of yourselves.  Ashamed I say.  Such overkill; and think of the environmental damage!  No need to go all nuclear at all.  Stick to conventional weapons please.

As I understand it; certain interpretations of Hebrew law require a man to marry his brothers’ widow.  Just sayin.

Highlander! Oh, wait, they did that already.  Didn’t really work out too well as I recall either.  Nevermind.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Get back to me when they remake Might & Magic 6.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Get back to me when they remake Might & Magic 6.

“The red-hats are coming; the red-hats are coming!”

I was rooting for the long overdue arrest and being hauled to the Hague for war crimes.

A nice, juicy slice of kielbasa is the reason why the gods invented yellow mustard.  Yum.

I mean sure; half the food service workers in Manhattan have spit in a Trump’s food; but it takes a true A-Murican hero to spit ON a Trump.

This is appalling and I do NOT approve in any way, shape, or form of such uncivilized behavior and will NOT give that woman a huge tip if I am ever served by her in the future.  Nor will I ask her if I can have a selfie with her to post on my Facebook homepage.

I’ve a problem with Carbonara just being too dry to enjoy properly.  The taste is good; but spaghetti without any actual ‘sauce’ to speak of just feels wrong. (nothing half a jar of Prego couldn’t fix.  #TackyOverTrendy)

But will it come with a tiny Fastload cartridge to plug into the back?

Didn’t know these were still considered ‘new’.  They’ve made it to my backwater neighborhood several years ago.  Yummy.

The coming conquest of our new alien overlords cannot come fast enough.  There is no hope left for humanity to govern itself.

Moon Knight!  Or, if there is a reboot or out of MCEU continuity movie; the older; world weary Rich Rider.

The same thing I do every other day, Pinkie, work slavishly for my corporate overlords in a vain attempt to stave off the inevitable descent into serfdom.

All I can picture is some asshat going all offended and throwing out; “I’m a regular and you’ve served me before!” in a mega-huff.