Had to shop at Walmart this weekend as every other store in the area but Stop&Shop closed when they opened their 24 hour grocery department.  Lesser of 2 evils; but you just DON’T cross picket lines; ever.

Nope.  Trump is straight up the last Targarian king; the mad one who wanted to burn the city down with wild fire and cooked the elder Stark boys for bothering him about his son.

As we learned in the 70's:  “Wednesday is Prince spaghetti day.”

Of if you are a Pastafarian and worship on Wednesdays?

I try not to kink-shame anyone on their eating preferences; but I was weirded out by this when John Green vlogged about it years ago and I still am today.  But hey; you do you.

How very un-storm trooper of them.

Bachelor chow!  What’s the best canned pasta?  Turkey dogs?  Frozen waffles?  Ice Cream Sammiches?  Powdered drink mix?

Hey, if Kanye can be a white nationalist; anyone can.

Taste test it and get back to us.

I’ve had Jimmy John’s once.  It was wonderful.  But the closest location to me is 3 counties away; in a friggin casino.  So all y’all who have regular access; please appreciate the goodness that life has bestowed upon you.

I don’t know of any place within 25 miles that serves this. Not even the “Chicago” style Pizzeria Uno. So I’ll just have to miss out on the cheese casserole today.  

McD’s after midnight only works (for me) at the dollar menu level.  If I can’t get a bacon McDouble and a coffee; I’ll skip it.

“spacecraft-blasts-artificial-crater-in-asteroid...” ...awakens sleeping alien god; dooms humanity.

Tenders have a grain is how I always figured it.  I never understood the whole freak out factor with the ‘pink slime’ type thing.  Do these people never puree anything?

Sorry, can’t vote for a winner; all have included at least one yucky choice.  The proper top 5 should be:  Pizza; Chinese pepper steak w/ onions; burgers; fried chicken; and subs.

I know that my own theater of choice does not have the men’s room capacity (Can’t speak for the ladies) to handle the male portion of a full showing in a 20 minute window.  And given how disgusting a standard portion of male movie patrons are in the men’s room; I would hate to be at the end of that line.  They’d need…

“He was really funny; until he started joking about me!”

The family likely blames her for single-handedly ruining Daddy Warbuck’s chance to become President and bring on the apocraylapse.

Some people don’t seem to get that being able to discriminate due to religious liberty means that you too can be discriminated against due to religious liberty.  Never occurs to them for some reason.

Always remember that the commercial monstrosity that was AOL was birthed from the wonderful golden child that was Quantum Link.