I’ve waited six years, I can wait until it hits Redbox.

The life of the newly adult hipster is hard.  So very hard.

“...without negotiating a peace deal with the Taliban...”

DP2 missed a good one by not finding a way for Vanessa to actually end up in a fridge.

Hey, those Raytheon profits aren’t going to make themselves.

No mention of Dump’s new 2020 campaign ‘thanks’ line?

“Wife of founder”  You mean L-Ronny?

Considering that his apology in various social-media confesses that he did harass her; this is some pretty depressing bull-shit.

How dare you assault my religion like this?!?! You, madam, are a knave and a cad. Pizza is a meal unto itself. Nay, a feast. It need no pairings or side dishes. No appetizers nor deserts. It is a four-course meal e’an unto itself. The perfect food.

‘Scuse me; but having pled guilty; I do believe you can remove the ‘alleged’ from in front of Maria’s criminal label now.  Yes?

Disappointed in the selection.  Just a few decorative plants.  I need plants that work for a living.  Venus fly-traps; pitcher-plants and the like.

Disappointed in the selection.  Just a few decorative plants.  I need plants that work for a living.  Venus…

“...uninformed; anti-vaxer; ego-maniac” whose relevance peaked with “House 2:  The Second Story”.

No, the negging of Nickleback is nigh-on universal.  Try that shit on Lenard Cohen and you’ll get shot.  (by whomever is closest, regardless of citizenship).

For me the big point of Clark’s friends not realizing that he is Superman comes from their knowing Clark first; then seeing Superman.  By then Clark is already an identified part of your world.  Meeting Supes first, then Clark is a bit more problematical; but just a bit.

It wasn’t that long ago (pre-HBO show) that George hosted regular New Haven pizza tours for his fans.  #Fickle

Mr. Miracle.

Better yet, use Riggatoni.

Y’all just need to stop it with the mayo.  Gross flavorless greasy poison has no business being anywhere near food.

I’m not alarmed by the white house x-mas trees.  I just hope they escape her control and wreak a terrible wrath.

“The few, the over-proud, the...Unfuckables.”