“The good samaritan who smashed Donald Trump’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star with a pickaxe has turned himself in and was charged with felony vandalism”
Mndrew
antikinja
My dog would have treated it like it was a new chew toy until it chewed back; I understand her worries.
Because I live in a fascist dictatorship I am barred from entering my terrific idea in this contest. Thanks Obama.
Bring back Tenspeed and Brown Shoe!
Best summary of this Euro-trip so far:
The reason I don’t get bagel sandwiches at all is that I don’t have the razor sharp teeth required to bite through both halves of a bagel plus ingredients without everything gushing out the back, then down my shirt. I don’t see this solution as sufficient.
Damnit Musk. *sigh* This is why we can’t have nice things.
Shame on AMC for showing overt prejudice against scumbag-Americans.
I’ve always believed that the Democrats worst enemy is the Democrats.
I’m not sure that Trump hates “Mexicans” any more than he hates other poor people. Rather, it’s that he’s been told by Faux Newz that they will vote Democratic en mass if they ever become citizens; and thus, they are the enemy.
How do I go about getting this article nominated for a Pulitzer?
Simply Jif - reduced fat and sugar; best tasting lower carb (Diabetes friendly) PB out there I’ve found. +1 commie vote.
All in favor of Mar-a-leggos being completely redone in Trump brand asbestos say Aye!
Hmmm, Connecticut is electing a new governor this year. I think I’ll write her in. It may possibly be legal for her to hold both state and federal office at the same time if it’s not her home state. (Loopholes baby!)
Nah, he just meant that he thought she had joined his club. The Republican version of Scientology - Putinology.
He expected a freebie for being a cop; got a ‘special’ instead, for being special.
Having cried wolf; and been disproven; it is now safe to poop on every order he places from this day forward.
Not bratwurst; but turkey kielbasa with Generic yellow mustard. split it and put it on a hot dog bun if you need summer portability. Cook it up in the microwave (covered for splatter control) and you don’t heat up the kitchen. One standard ‘link’ makes 6 meals.