I’ll allow it.

Still waiting for Anansi to show up and take charge of all things spider.

I got about 1/3 into Strange and Norrell and gave it up as a waste of my time. Just didn’t care for the characters at all. Cryptonomicon however is a great read.

Dude got off light.

What do you mean, there are consequences for my actions?!? UN-AMURICAN!!!

Jared, the Subway guy; because that would take the attention away from the company’s problematic treatment of women.

Those are going to be some very hard to explain scars at the beach.

and now, back to the studio.

not even the dragonballs can ressurect this presidency. 

I’m driving up to the Canadian border this weekend with my white flag to surrender the U.S. to the RCMP; or the local girl scout troop; or the cashier at Tom Horton’s.

Further proof that a requirement of rising to the top in the PR field is that you sell you soul.

You’re shouting down a well son. I do believe it likely this site, being run by commie-pinko’s and such, is blocked throughout the state of Alabama.

*RALF*

No.

April Fools?

I’m too fat for yoga. I play O.G. Wolfstein on my phone and shoot Nazi’s. Shooting Nazi’s is good for my soul. #alwaysshootnazis

Carbon & ash have no place on good meat.

Floating around my FB page today. Horrible, horrible people I have for friends:

“Time is the fire in which we burn.” Malcolm McDowell in Star Trek Generations. So much over-the-toppness.

We hurt his feelings; I’m so proud of us.