I’m bout to be three wines Deep. I’m doing ok.

So sorry! That sucks. It sounded like things were going well for you guys, and I know you’re bummed.

Nobody cares about your boner.

I’m not particularly attractive, but I “get away with” not wearing makeup by not giving a flying fuck.

I’m loving the Venus of Willendorf vibes.

sifmastat is our newest troll, he is of the contrarian variety, even the most innocuous statement is argued with.

Not all physical disabilities are visible. I have rheumatoid arthritis. You probably can’t tell just looking at me. But I need a stall with a grab rail to stand back up, and I will take the handicap stall if it’s available (although I can use the regular stall, it just takes me ages to stand back up). I shouldn’t need…

Thank you. I have RA. I don’t usually have a visible limp or swelling, but even when I feel pretty great, I need a grab rail or equivalent to stand back up from the toilet. My knees just don’t have it in them anymore.

Have you ever needed to pee really badly? Like you’re not sure you’ll have time to get your pants down all the way? If you haven’t, I envy you. But if you have, try to imagine needing to go so desperately that you’re willing to annoy a stranger by knocking on the toilet door. Then imagine that this stranger decides…

I never know what to say when someone knocks. “Hello”? “Occupied”? “I’m in here”? (They don’t know who *I* am!) It’s so awkward. And yet, I knock when it’s me on the outside, because I think it’s less jarring than someone trying to open the door on you. That always makes me panic for a second even though I am sure to…

The only place this guy goes is to the corner store for more Cheetos.

I think they’re doubling down because they are embarrassed they’ve never traveled internationally and don’t understand how it works...which is sad, because I never traveled internationally until last year, so like...no need to be embarrassed...

buddy

Dude I’m with you. I never back anything up, and I never save any important documents. I mean if someone broke into my house they could steal my credit cards and the title to my car. And I can’t even imagine what they’d do with years of tax returns.

Hello, but if you need any sort of visa they need your ID. Thanks and shut up.

same. like multiple times. but then again i am illiterate so i probably just misunderstood my lived experience

have you booked a flight...like...ever?

i have experienced all the things youve said just recently...how in the world does this person not get it?

I know it occurs in the arts. I’ve had to submit digital images of various identifying documents to participate in festivals and exhibitions.

You’ve clearly never traveled vey far before. Yes, often getting a visa means giving the embassy your passport info. Sometimes, in countries with high theft rates (like Brazil), they suggest you get copies of your passport to have on your person. Those copies need to be verified by the embassy in order to count as…