If I could pass a bill to eliminate car dealers...I would. There is absolutely no point in car dealers anymore. I have never had a pleasant dealership experience, has anyone??

*cough* Automatic *cough*

We talking about conspiracies now on Jalop? Nice. Well, I heard a good one about how the Jews control the gold.

5.3L V8 = 300 hp

Love, thy name is turbo chirp.

Slightly

Photoshop wizards, make it happen!

The presence of teeth leads me to believe it's not a hockey player.

I just created an even faster GTI concept, just to prove that I can draw made up s**t too...

This East Lansing guy wants to make fun of Ann Arbor so bad, but it's undeniable that Ann Arbor ranks high in the cool town/high auto writer contingent department.

Sometimes, you get the combustion. Sometimes the combustion, it gets you.

Henry Ford loved the Jews

You WILL friend me. Right?

I just thought it wasn't funny, bro. You need to be less butthurt.

Yeah, the Americans haven't been inbreeding since 1066...

To be fair, a Drift Missile is essentially the drifting form of a beater. Meant to be used and abused from such games as "Run The Wall."

Could they lower the greenhouse a bit? FOREHEAD MORE LIKE A FIVEHEAD AMIRITE.

I have a hard time understanding how anyone can respect a person that dedicates their life to ending the lives of other people at the behest of old rich men.

Dear The Clash: