"NO NEIL YOUNG SHIT! JEREMY!"

Probably the same guy who was behind me during a televised Women's World Cup game complaining how Hope Solo didn't know what the fuck she was doing.
Dude, she's a world-class athlete. She can play literally ANY sport better than you.

That would make me so happy.

Or his second alter ego with a new show on HGTV: Kurt Tile.

He prefers "Jay Developmentally Disabled."

That's the saddest part of the GOP's current war on the poor. They couch it in noble-sounding "helping people help themselves" language, when in reality they have NO understanding of the plight of low-income individuals and families and legislate in ways that make it ever harder for those people to ever get out of…

I am currently typing this on a handheld device through which I can access virtually all the world's knowledge. Yet we are stupider than we ever have been. It would be funny if it weren't so sad.

2017's fun, ain't it?

I hope every single woman in that theater dumps at least one drink on that ass hat. I will never understand the thought process that goes into thinking other people can't have things too.

Where's the outrage about this? Why are we not filing tons of frivolous lawsuits against the Rave theater? Where is the justice? WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

I would pay a few dollars extra for some no kids anytime screenings of ANY movies, regardless of ratings.
I cannot tell you how many times I have been to an R-rated, particularly violent/loud/sexy movie when people have brought young children (like, 6 and younger) and apparently thought that was in any way all right.…

Don't forget to turn the volume down really low and lock the doors when a black guy walks by.

Absolutely. Now you've got the idea! The line for robes and pointy hats is right over there.

Nah. Just become President. Then you can spew all the dumbass bullshit you want. And people will love you for it!

True story: in the 80's my mom taught a girl whose name was Annquinette. Mom always wanted to call her Aqua-net.

It's the 2017 version of "I know black people, so there's no way I could be racist."

As long as it's a movie whose basic premise is "it's okay for other people to have things too and it doesn't hurt you at all," I'm fine with it.

Oh, don't you worry. White men will win that battle.

I like the Chris Rock "cracker-ass cracker" version. Really hammers home the cracker aspect.

Never thought about the Dire Straits influences. That's a good call.