Lawrence Taylor: How old are you?

If CP3 doesn't understand that trying to act tough and mad-dogging while getting the shit kicked out of you looks really dumb, maybe this isn't for him.

This is not exactly news Tom. Jay's sucked at home all year.

I think this is the first guy over 6'3 that Garnett has ever started shit with.

whoa, KG went after Howard? When did Dwight Howard turn into a white European player?

Let me start by saying I had no idea that Suns swingman Gerald Green only has nine fingers

You should sign off with a notice that you're about to be making some upgrades to Kinja.

Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

Meanwhile, Julius Randle tried to call you to say that he somehow wound up with all of your shopping bags in his car. He's not sure how it happened. But you can come get them, I mean, if you still want them. Didn't seem like you really did in the first place, though, you know, leaving them in the cart while you…

So you think there were just like busses full of photographers standing on the sideline of a Stanford college football game in 2007—when they had been terrible for years—and after a touchdown is scored, instead of focusing their lenses on the the guy that scored or the celebration, they trained it on the tackle…

Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.

I can't believe Bernier had no clue who Nelson Mandela was. At this point, who hasn't seen Shawshank or The Dark Knight?

Well, this is awkward

nah it was a great line.

Oh my god thats so fucking good.

He was probably drunk too.

He was totally asking to get shoved wearing that.

Jezebel is gonna love you for this.

Awesome

It's the refs fault. I mean, look at what he's wearing.