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Everyone saying “THE JOKER WOULD NEVER DO THAT” has probably never read a Batman comic ever. The thing about the Joker is his unpredictability. You never know WHAT he’s going to do. He can be quiet and tame one second and then stabbing you in the face the next. That’s the whole fucking character of the Joker.

The biggest offensive rebound of the ten, of course, was Speights’s, atoning for his terrible third quarter by grabbing Curry’s game-tying miss and giving him another shot.

I never said that I consistently shoplift nor associate with people that do, but I have once in my life, as I’m sure a large majority of people have. Shit happens.

Who cares? He stole crab legs. I’m going to go out on a limb and assume that a good 75% of us have shoplifted something at one point. If Tom Brady admitted that he stole candy from a store when he was 20, would we start a crucifixion campaign on him?

Subway isn’t that bad. Fuck the haters, KYLE FOR PREZ.

Wow, you were wrong in ALL THREE of your points.

perhaps it’s even more weird that Lawrie sent out an apology and someone who isn’t Escobar responded.

Didn’t Edmonton draft a fuck wad of young Forwards already? Just trade the pick for a huge haul and be good.

I don’t get the iPhone one.

Back when Bill Simmons was writing good stuff, he wrote about how terrible the NBA’s testing policies were, and how NBA players basically knew that they would be tested a maximum of three times a year, so if they got tested a third time BEFORE playoffs started, they could basically do whatever they wanted during the…

A handy dandy bracket!

Serious question here: Is it illegal to drive right hand drive cars in the US?

No, he definitely got some wrist, Kev. Ball too, but also some wrist.

Why is he a dumb homer, Tim Duncan hit him on the fucking wrist. I’m not even a Rockets fans but c’mon.

Did the announcer say you gotta be bleepin me?

Good riddance.

“The first basket contains spinach vinaigrette and chicken truffle sausages; wild boar roast in the entree round; the final basket has marshmallow chocolate cookies.”

Out of that whole list, including maybe even the god damn Peanut Butter and White cheese abomination, Soggy Salad has got to be the most unpleasant thing to eat. It's just not even good texture, it's just wet fucking napkins at that point.

Onside Kick in the NFCCG.