If I were him, I'd hate my audience too. They treat him like the second coming of Hitler just because he made a few mediocre prequels.

I'm confused. If everyone thinks they're famous… doesn't that mean they're famous?

Is it worse to be a bro or a hipster? The question for our time.

I can believe Neill would be quite good at explaining etiquette, actually. Even when he plays a villain he still seems quite polite.

Am I the only one who confuses him with Matt Frewer? Maybe it's because they were on my two favorite episodes of BTAS.

Can you spoil something that doesn't happen? Spoiler: Godzilla does not attack Tokyo in Kramer v. Kramer.

Man, Tartan Asia Extreme was my go-to in those last few years before Blockbuster vanished.

The real embarrassing thing is it had been up there for weeks before the evacuation.

The Aqua Teen movie was great. It wasn't there fault people in Boston can't tell the difference between Lite Bright and terrorism.

The Burns Cult bit never made sense to me. Why was his symbol a Christmas Tree? It's so confusing and not funny.

Isn't the Daily Mail a disreputable rag? Or am I thinking of the Daily Beast?

I loved the ending precisely because Steven is our hero. He'll save his friends any way he can, whether it's by fighting aliens or putting on a dress and singing Taylor Swift songs. It's also great that the town cheers along with him instead of laughing at him.

Even if they're paying her very little, she has to be rolling in it just on sheer volume. As Tom Scharpling said "Those Progressive commercials are like being hit in the knees with a baseball bat and there's 700 of them."

The skeletons are in the trunk, according to Tom Scharpling.

Don't forget the lights are too dim to see anything!

Hey, buddy, I'm from Chattanooga! …And that is completely accurate. Carry on, sir.

That's not necessarily a sign of endorsement for him. They may just be pulling up a chair to watch the shitshow.

Funny things is this kind of seems like something that would happen on the League. I mean, last season there was an episode where his wife pretends to have cancer to get out of social situations.

The killer sun is even weirder because it just drops in out of nowhere and seems to violate the space of the game. It's like when the pencil drops out of the sky and erases Daffy Duck, only we're Daffy. Very unsettling.

This doesn't look as bad as it should. Makes me wish all my friends who are into stupid guy stuff didn't live on the other side of the country now.