Did he really say “I go to bed for these comics” - because what does that mean? Maybe he said the far more common term “I go to bat...” and it was muddled by his speech pattern?

And people are supposed to absolutely trust your ability to transpose a conversation in real time with total accuracy?

At what, around 300 WPM? Presumably on a stenotype?

Then what compelled you to click the link, find a video, and comment

In SC now, the permits that hang from the mirror have the permit holder's photograph. If you face isn't the photo, everyone can call you a shithead to your face without worrying about "hidden" disabilities. My sister is 51 with rheumatoid arthritis and has to contend with people thinking she is undeserving of a…

True. But I have imagined myself in both places, and I think a bit of explanatory diplomacy goes a long way. Certainly more so than merely "Fuck off."

Walmart sucks.

Is this a target? guess mr. Lambo is too high and mighty for walmart

^That mentality explains a lot of my early relationships.

Right!? Right!

"That girl is a complete ______, but I can't get over how good looking that girl is!"

Nailed it.

We had a huge explosion and fire at a magnesium plant in anderson indiana.http://www.wthr.com/story/7417364/….

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

I promise you, the trucker didn't have a legitimate reason to be in the left lane.

No. Just no. If I try to normally sit on a bus I have knees pressed into the back of the seat in front of me. Seats are build to accommodate you. Not me! I just don't fit into a seat. My legs either take up space in front of me, or to the sides, and as a tall man with thick thighs, I can tell you, to the sides is much…

My sentiments exactly.

Solution: avoid Virginia at all costs.

Well, that's one way to tailgate

This is absolutely disgusting.

I was born on Nellis Air Force Base when my father was ground crew for the Thunderbirds. I grew up going to airshows and watching the T-birds and the occasional Blue Angels show (these were always filled with my fathers commentary on how they did everything wrong). A few years a go I went the the Cleveland airshow…

And to end your going to take the innocent theory from a guy who just robbed a store and assaulted the owner.

Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! ACK!