Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

FUCKING THANK YOU. I couldn’t finish the first season of Master of None for exactly this reason. GAG.

There are not a whole lot of successful models to try to replicate, and all are equally outlandish. Let’s try the 2010 Heat model of clearing the entire cap sheet and throwing max contracts at the three best free agents in a historically great free agent class, one of whom is a top 5 all time player, and hope they all…

Embiid is an RFA in the summer of 2018, which means the Sixers have up to five more years of contractual control over him. That is plenty of time for that core to become a serious contender. Sure, he might go the way of Greg Oden. He may also go the way of Stephen Curry, who also had serious injury concerns during his…

“The Sixers could become, in other words, exactly the kind of basketball team that Hinkie and his Process cultists viewed with contempt—a team with no plausible chance of contending for a championship in anything close to the near term, but one capable of game-to-game feistiness.”