They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

Time to make him eat two whole bowls of spiderwebs 

Words to lave by.

Stick to sports.

It’s actually the Fyre festival of F1 sponsors.

It’s at Silverstone in 1966

Perhaps the better question: is there anyone less qualified? 

Or is outdoors the safest place to be wearing that shirt?

I drive it daily.

Let’s go! Pedal through the metal!

He looks like a Bart Simpson Realdoll.

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

Junker in the trunk.

You know what, if they had just changed the name of the band after Shane left the band, I probably would have enjoyed the music more. You know, “Tuesday Morning” isn’t a terrible song. And as far as I know, it is their highest performing single. But overall, when I look at their 90's output including this video, it is…

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

I daily an S2000 and drive my datsun roadster at least 3000 miles a year. Doing my part!

No, it’s obviously a merkin since it’s perched on top of a cunt!

I Can't Believe It's Not Genitals

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