Public Information Officer Don Martin describes the thieves as looking something like this:

Change your name to Karen and trade an MG for one then.

I feel like you over estimated the aspire factor... and I’ve owned 7...

I’d be ok hanging out with Corvette owners in Japan.

So what you’re saying is that all four Jalopnik editors told you to Chevette?

Brown and slick and soft and smelly

Baby Boomers: Millenials are just terrible.

Since the Aerodeck was already posted, I’ve always loved the 87-89 Accord Coupe

Pretty sure that’s a Lame Bro

Sierra RS Cosworth.

Condom of cars?

This Lambo starred in Japanese porn. Not allowed to show you sorry.

Is Gawker going to be put up for sale via a Kinja Deal?

He’s crepuscular! Get him, boys!

Exactly, then expanded and diversified at the height of it’s popularity. He may act like an idiot for the camera, but I think his business instincts are solid.

And to think people scoffed at me when I said the Supra was basically a Japanese Mustang.

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ustang. Over a billion swerved

The Adams Family ended

[Touches envelope to forehead]