You’ll regret it when you need to clear the windshield on a really cold day. My old Honda CRX had the heat go out too - the temperature control was a rotary knob, and the cables that moved the duct flaps siezed or something. So one day in fall I was trying to switch over to hot air and the knob wouldn’t move, and it…

RE: Home Depot. If you are going to go there, Home Depot should be your first stop when doing a project, and that should be the only time you go. Buy all the materials like lumber and a pallet of bricks there (and for Pete’s sake have that delivered, don’t try and pack it in your Expedition Sport). But that’s it. Do…

...you had me at B20.

One thing I’ve noticed about this show is that the stand up routines that Midge does (and Lenny Bruce) are legitimately funny. I’m Dying Up Here’s routines had some good stuff but these are consistently good.

Is it just me, or was Abe’s romper not that weird? I was expecting some kind of old timey striped bathing suit deal, like 1920's era. Abe’s outfit was just the same sort of thing you’d see Jack LaLanne wearing. 

That picture keeps popping up, and each time I see it I just think that Trump has never been unable to look like a sleazy huckster. 

You didn’t get the direc deposit? Super convenient!

Button fly. Undo all buttons except the waistband, and a quick shimmy should see you out the door, so to speak.

I worked at a place with a booger bandit. Someone hung up a sign in front of the urinals saying “To whomever is wiping boogers on the walls in front of the urinals - Please Stop!”. The Bandit supposedly complained to HR and got the sign down, but maybe just took it themselves and whined about it.

Just judging from the badly fitted body kit, dents, crooked trunk lid (I think, maybe it’s popped open in that shot) and the wrinkled metal around the rear wheelarches, I would say this is a drift missile and is intended to get knocked around till it’s too far gone to fix up, then the mechanical bits are swapped into…

Are there that many Friends super fans who are watching this show on the regular? As you say it’s on somewhere all the time. 

Yeah, I wonder if the Stelvio is as unreliable as the Giulia had been reported to be early on. I work with a guy who is leasing one (almost identical to this one, I’m not sure what model his is), and so far it’s not needed any work. I’m pretty sure he’s done similar mileage by now as well.

You’ve never cleared a driveway of a foot of snow by hand, have you. 

I’ve also had it recommended to me to use a leaf blower to dry your car after washing it. I tried it once - and promptly splattered the car with crud and spiders that were living in the damned leaf blower. Never again! 

First time for everything for me, I suppose!

I am aware of the glass window of the NB (no NA has one from the factory, by the way). The warning didn’t mention the window specifically, that was just the accepted explanation.

The hands of that big illuminated clock look like there’s something standing there inside the clock.

I wouldn’t call it garish - Ansco Racing Black, with a red interior (my MX-5 Club has red and black seat covers currently, and I love the look). Gold wheels for that JPS vibe.

Did the NB have a temp warning in the handbook? I know my NA did - I think the temp limit was something like 40°F - if it got much colder the plastic window would break (I think my MGB has a similar warning, not that it matters as that car doesn’t go out in the winter anymore). I forget if my NC owner’s manual has a…

I LOVED Fat Count Chocula’s first two albums.