That looks like a super old Pepsi machine too. Maybe they’ve been watching too much American Pickers and thought they could sell it for big money.

That song is actually pretty awful until Prince appears - the Notquitewilburys sound like they just got up from a nap.

Yeah, say what you will about his personality, you can’t deny the fact that he is a genuine car enthusiast and he built that business up from scratch.

They’re nice rigs but for one thing - they rust out if you spill a bag of peanuts in them. I imagine that if you parked one near the ocean and listened carefully you could hear it corrode.

My usual technique is to put a bottle of wine in the freezer, crack open a really good beer, have like six or seven more, then forget about it because by then I don’t really want wine anymore.

It’s a little carb-heavy, but I have a fuckin’ awesome beer bottle cap collection.

Even as a car guy, I’m down with this. Though around here it’s fat middle aged accountants on Harleys who make the most noise (the police won’t ticket them, but they’ll pull over a kid in a Honda for a second).

Yeah, that last one. Especially if you’re trying to do something else when the textervation starts. Even if I’m just idly sitting at the computer I’m not going to stop immediately to see what you want - and idly sitting at the computer is nowhere near my default setting. I’m usually doing something active and my hands…

Well, high octane leaded gas smells awesome. Unleaded smells vile.

Are you sure there’s an apostrophe in “the Jewels”? I mean I know there is (or was) one in the Dominick’s, but I’m not sure about the Jewels.

IT was probably Luke Null.

I got that at a local liquor store. I’d found some Summit on the shelf (I’m not in MN, so it’s hard to come by), and bought it (I might have said “Yoink!”), and it tasted....odd. I couldn’t place it, but it wasn’t right. I’d had a cold, maybe things still tasted off.

They all look like some flavor of SD-70. They’re probably all similar enough that should UP need some freight power, they can take some off either end and be fine. I didn’t see any switchers or smaller locomotives in the mix.

I believe that they’re getting out of CD sales entirely, if they haven’t already.

The red badges, stickers, and oversized, way too new and expensive wheels make me think this car has done some things it’s not proud of.

This. He’d stroke out at the derision.

This is my new favorite insult.

They’re both good at playing the lone sane person as well as being completely crazy.

I think it’s because Luke Null just doesn’t seem to have the chops to be on this show, or at least hasn’t shown them. The closest thing he’s shown to a unique ability within the cast is beatboxing - and something tells me that the writers aren’t going to go out of their way to write beatboxing into every episode so he…

These were never cool.