Right?!

Could be neither his nor her though. “They” covers all options.

People are freaking out that this is a massive security breach on Twitter’s end since they argue that at any time a disgruntled employee could take over Trump’s account and do something crazy like declare war on North Korea... all without realizing that Trump’s ability and likelihood of declaring war over Twitter and…

I hate how social media has become a necessary evil to advance your career.

Quit twitter about a month ago. This is the only time I’ve regretted it. Pouring one out for Human Error tonight.

I’ll wait for the bone china wadded up used kleenex.

Also, this photo is my favorite:

NEGL, I’m a knitter and I would snap up that yarn ball in a hot minute if I had that kind of walking around money.

Bone china just means there is bone ash in the clay mix. Porcelain refers to the historic use of pig bones. I am on board for some of this. The paper cup for my pencils or paintbrushes is EXACTLY my wheelhouse.

God help me, I find the ball of yarn hilarious, and the rich version of me (presumably the one who doesn’t work in international development for pennies) would totally buy it.

Whoaa..go easy on yourself there, partner. Dr. Pepper has medicinal properties...hence “Dr.” You’re good.

Michael, LOL BYE. I can’t this morning.

I definitely said “Blackest Disney movie ever,” but carry on, baby.

Before one of y’all thin-skinned, pasty faces asks why I made this about race: BECAUSE REPRESENTATION MATTERS, BITCH.

He humiliated a young woman just to get a laugh from a bunch of lowly hanger ons. It must be so sad to need attention that desperately. Setting aside how crass and vulgar it is, it’s not even a clever joke. I’m not sure what’s worse. Being the loser who makes a joke like this, or being the loser that laughs at it.

My favorite thing (if such a thing exists) about all this awful shit is that I don’t give a fuck if Dustin Hoffman ever works again. Or any of them! If Tom Hanks and Levar Burton are the only men left in the entertainment industry in 18 months, you know, so what? The fate of R. Kelly, Jeremy Piven, et fucking al is…

Lol. Did anyone else catch the self righteous “she later apologized”. As if she was the problem for having told him off for groping her “right buttock”. And the way he presents it as he rather than she being humiliated in front of the crew. It’s ok for him to grope her in front of these people but not ok for her to…

“soft-boiled clitoris” might be the most disgusting string of words I’ve ever heard.

“My actions are not reflective of who I am.” I wonder what is then?

I’m seeing something other than how his words were (stupidly) structured, but I think he meant to include everyone in his statement about “ordinary Americans.”