I’ll be honest: I still haven’t read the entire thing.

Example:

So in conclusion to this I’m wondering, what would happen if someone were to write a controversial article from a “white persons” point of view

EXACTLY. It’s like when white ppl want to know “why they can’t say the n-word when _____ can?” No sweetie, the question is “why do you want to say the n-word so bad?” FIX YOUR OWN HOUSE.

The most amazing part to me was, (paraphrasing) “my husband is the only white person at his job, and he got a promotion because he works harder than all of those lazy people he works with, not because of racism.”

The best medicine for stupidity is bluntness.

“My credit score will be above 750. I currently have the credit score of a homeless hologram.”

That’s the funny thing.

Caroline, the poor girl, is literally the definition of wypipo and doesn’t even know it.

I’ve read this so many times but forgot that part because there is so much madness in this Caroline Is Wypipo newsletter.

I always know that I’m going to hear some deep and profound racist shit whenever a white person begins his/her conversation with “I’m not a racist...”. But reading this crazy wypipo’s letter caused my eyes to twitch. She’s illiterate as fuck and a level 8 racist.

But here’s the thing...have you read the full text (it’s posted higher up)? Her dad and brother are crazy because they believe Black Lives Matter and post about it and call white people out on their shit. So they’re the crazy ones.

I can’t with all of this:

So in conclusion to this I’m wondering, what would happen if someone were to write a controversial article from a “white persons” point of view... Not a white suprimicist, not a crazy wypipo like my dad and my brother who are totally unrealistic, but someone like me, and average “ white person” who is caught in…

AH! This letter is causing my face to make the weirdest expressions. She wrote the sentence “I am not a racist” three times. She told you her whole life including where she shops for groceries.

Here is the letter in its entirety, which was too long for the article but I wouldn’t want to misrepresent:

What I love...absolutely LOVE about this argument & about this article is the classic theme whenever White people want to air out their grievances:

Three paragraphs to open with and declare you aren’t a racist makes me think there’s more introspection needed on her part. If my fellow white folks can’t read something on the Root and go “well, they aren’t talking about me”, then the flip side needs to be “what part of my thinking needs a closer look.”

What I love...absolutely LOVE about this argument & about this article is the classic theme whenever White people want to air out their grievances:

Can we also talk about the fact that a lot of people were more interested in the chorus of that one song than the actual verses? Like, sure, there are definitely specific parts of her verses that I sing and get a little hype on, but what I’m mostly singing along with is... “I’m so fancy / you already know....”