Doesn’t it look like he has an inner fat kid that is just dying to get out?

It appears Martavis Bryant got traded to the Stealers.

I don’t even Blame Heim.

Pro tip: Make hard boiled eggs in your vegetable steamer. The yolk is way nicer that way.

-1 kilo for seriously misappropriating a perfectly good quote.

Cool, but if you put a 26.2 sticker on your car I will run you off the road.

Can someone pretty please Photoshop a piece of Little Caesars pizza in for the salts?

“Jesus Christ Bobby. I said I was from Monte-negro. Read a fucking book for once!”

Three consecutive 300 games is called a “900 series”? How fucking boring. Shouldn’t it be called a “pterodactyl” or some such thing?

Take solace in the fact that in this day and age, he will certainly get exposed and lose his job.

There is no defense for this behavior.

Don’t blame Coach for saying what he said. Old men are very opressionable.

You’re skating very thin ice.

Okay, but nothing is worse than going to a museum where people take pictures of every single painting in an exhibit. It looks the same as it does in every book, and you’re in my way.

Seeing as there is somewhat of a shortage of decent kickers in the league, why has nobody brought back Kickalicious? That guy was nails.

Is there any real reason to believe something nefarious was going on? Other than a still frame of someone wearing a watch?

They soured on him pretty fast. That might have flown in college, but not in probiotics.