The only thing that matters is what Larry Enticer calls it!

Snake Buttholes should keep his job!

No matter how high you’re drafted, success is never a shorn thing.

That’s okay!

She’ll do well in a West Coast offense; she’s already got the ‘quick out’ nailed.

Sanchez really did that ball dirty.

Supposedly Joe Lacob is a huge M*A*S*H fan.

The NFL would just vote to contact this team if it weren’t for a hanging Shad.

It’s well known that Jacksonville’s water supply is like 50% Krokodil.

Not the first time one of the Long boys whipped up a Firestorm.

The colloquialism “Born on third base and though he hit a triple” could not be more perfect for Jed Yorks’ life.

In Illinois you don’t take it to the house. The House takes it to you.

The Marshall Koept the ball?

This would be even better if it was .40

Years ago Stephen A Smith’s anonymous sources said Iverson had a bad drinking problem.

Hot take: Matt Barkley played amazingly well in limited action last year.

That’s nuts!

What’s his lube of choice? I’m going with mayo.

For real. If Kaep gets signed he’ll be on a short leash too.