Typically you don’t get the crabs from just a Hummer

Those might be just as fast, but this is clearly way nicer. I kinda hate the term “classy,” but I don’t know how else to put it. If I were the kind of person to spend college fund money on a car (which I am not, because Jesus H. Christ there are people who can’t even afford to buy food for their children) this is…

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I don’t know why, but I every time I see a Civic Type R I get irrationally angry. It’s just a car, I know. But it’s a visceral thing.

This is pure class though, something you can go on a date night to the opera in, while you’ll be laughed at for borrowing your teenage son’s car if you show up in a Redeye or a GT500 (personal experience). Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had my share of good times in the GT500, but the manual is half the fun even if it eats…

My chrome coffee up was ejected into my lap, soaking my crouch in delicious hot liquid. Hot. Did I mention hot?

If you want something like this, this one is the one you want. It doesn’t get much nicer than this, and if it does get nicer it’ll cost even more.

When I was shopping, I drove an S class, then left the dealer, and drove to the Genesis dealer, and drove the G90.  About as back to back as you can get.  And, FWIW, the warranty was the real icing on the cake.  I use the valet service where they bring me a loaner to the house.  

The parking sensors are a little weird sometimes.  That’s been the only real complaint.  Everything else works like it should, the car is fast enough (even with the 3.3T V6), comfy on long trips, and despite being “The best car made in Korea”, has a certain presence.  The fact that I bought a model year “left-over”…

So a British muscle car, then? Want.

About 20 years ago, during the tail end of my misspent youth, the governor of Texas invited me to come live in his house for two years and three months and when I came home I didn’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, so a good friend took me in until I could get back on my feet. The first thing we…

You could get them with the Buick/Rover aluminum V8. They came with not one, not two, but three hood scoops.

It should be noted that the top-spec “Tassel Edition” came equipped with special stole storage racks for customers who purchased their Rover with honors.

I have a personal story behind my vote: In 2003 I bought a 1995 volvo 850 turbo with ~120k miles on it for $3,350. Automatic, sedan, black on black.

If it’s good enough for Michael Caine and Lady Di, it’s good enough for me!

For years there had been rumors of Professor Slughorn’s and Professor McGonagall’s relationship status. But regardless, the true disgrace of the publication of this photograph had nothing to do with their relationship.

The wagon, on the other hand, is one of the best suited cars for procreation ever.
Side note: i’d  definitely fuck a guy driving a Volvo. 850s aren’t the most exciting ones, but woof daddy, gimme that indestructible tech and sweet seats!

Not on my CL. For that price, the only hotter car you will find will be one that is still on fire. I’ve seen 250k Caliver’s missing a fender for $3950.

It doesn’t get any hotter than a mid-90's Volvo. 

You’re a bad person.