anotherkinjauser
Derek Smalls' Courgette
anotherkinjauser

I’m a crazy person and my favorite part of big cities is figuring out the public transportation. Last week on my second trip to NYC I took a bus from Laguardia to a subway then walked to Grand Central to get a train and it was a soothing experience putting it all together to get to my destination.

Holy crap, I wanted a Toronado Trofeó too! As well as a Buick LeSabre like this one. I think I liked the wheels.

When learning to drive, my instructor had a Corsica LTZ with the automatic and 2.8L V6.

*You could just make the little leaches walk everywhere, why further compromise your lifestyle and needs for them, they took your sleep, sanity, schedule, money, and natural hair color(provided you didn’t tear it out first). Get that F-Type and make them pound sand. /S

At least the Cutlass was available with all 3 pedals (as was the Beretta, IIRC).

I really liked this car. When it was new. And I was 12 years old. Fast forward to 41 years old, and I still think it looks okay (compared to an era where the Juke and Civic Type-R exists roam the roads.) But...135 HP and a 3-speed automatic betray all the go-fast looks. $8,500 is ridiculous - beyond crack pipe. This

Right?! This was 25 years ago so, you know, an old VHS episode... The mom-unit didn’t turn him in, he just knew she’d tell us (did) and it might unravel from there (boy howdy) so he tried to pre-empt it.

Does your S.O. suspect you’re banging bus drivers at Open Houses?

Wait so your mother caught your dad(her ex-husband), cheating on his new wife(step mom).  So she turned him in to said step-mom/second wife.  That is like soap opera level drama

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

Yup, this happened to my dad — He was having a romantic dinner with a blonde who wasn’t my step-mom (hey b***h!), when his ex-wife (hi Mom!) was seated a couple tables over. He made up some eye-roller about a business dinner and, having been busted, doubled-down on it with his wife later... The ensuing Thanksgiving

Some people pick large, strategically important and functionally necessary hills to die on.

Oh look, its the new, all electric C O R V E T T E

Just remember when you’re staring at the IROC-E edition Camaro E28: You asked for this.

Everybody is commenting on how unreliable these are based on anecdotal “common knowledge”. I’ve owned two of the least reliable luxury marques in the past 5 years, a RR Evoque and now a fully optioned Ghibli, white with red leather for the maximum gold chain/chest hair effect. 8 months ago, bought certified for $35k

V6 engineered by Ferrari, and remarkably cast by Chrysler in Kokomo, Indiana and shipped to Modena for assembly.

I see the problem. Someone stole the radiator. 

I’m not getting a retro vibe here — they seem pretty timeless to me. 70s would say to me something made with margerine, biscuit in a can dough, Trix and cyclamates.

From a self-confessed sneakerhead, it’s unequivocally the Nike Air Monarch

It was interesting coming straight from Ford v. Ferrari to watch the release of the Mach E. I mean, I knew the Mustang was designed as a secretary’s car, but hearing Christian Bale-as-Ken-Miles complain about the 64 1/2 put a whole different gloss on all of the criticisms of using “Mustang” as a nameplate here.