anotherkinjauser
Derek Smalls' Courgette
anotherkinjauser

As a delivery driver, you need something that will run for a million miles. Find one of these sexy ladies that’s been converted to run on vegetable oil and the greasy fried food smells on the outside of the car will pair nicely with the yeasty pizza dough smells on the inside.

I’ll recommend what my local, small town cab company uses. Toyota Matrix/Pontiac Vibe.

Weeeellll...the VPs had to sneak in 9 holes this morning...which turned into 18.  You have to be fluid in these tough business situations.

You mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing?!

My dad had a coworker at a firm call him at like 9pm on a Thursday asking if his check was bigger, turns out HR fucked up and included the last paychecks in the direct deposit before the meetings to let people know they were being let go. The guy called the managing partner at 6 am who was just like “uh oops, yeah you

“Today, I have the wonderful job of naming this week’s Star Sportswriter. And this week, our Star Sportswriter is a man whose thoroughly unremarkable beer tangents have become a thing of legend. This week’s Star Sportswriter is...Peter King!

Rick Reilly must be turning over in his grave. 

they must be Monster Cables so it’s a bargain

At least be accurate with your hyperbole.

It was a front-end off procedure for the timing belt, not spark plugs. The front-end removal process isn’t difficult, taking about 30 minutes and hand tools to accomplish. The real terror is the 4.2L V8, which has a rear-mount timing chain assembly, requiring engine removal to

It was the presence of diesel that caused fraud with Audi/VW in the first place.

Oh yeah, because needless grills aren’t a thing. Go look at a Civic, or any Audi.

Meanwhile, at Volvo...

security thumb engaged!

A good looking resto-mod, but all that custom paint, interior and wheels for a slant six under the hood?  I’d be all in if there was at least a 383 under the hood. As it stands, it’s just a restored taxi. CP

You missed the best photo in the ad....

From the Guardian piece linked:

It’s what you get when you don’t use protection during Michilingus.

Bernie’s own tweet was the best. Thoughts and prayers are hot air; Medicare for All would actually accomplish something worthwhile for everybody.

I didn’t see anything about those girlfriends being from Canada, so probably not.

“... just two of 17 girlfriends Gayle had at the time of the murder.”