I strongly, strongly recommend clicking through and watching him get torn to tiny little brand-humping shreds in the replies.

I want to see his fucking tip.

Wow. You mean a sports website where they deliberately “stick to sports” is suffering financially? It’s too bad I can’t think of any other websites where that would be considered useful information...

In the supply chain world, we refer to this as the “Circular Economy”... at least assuming you could also use the Combi as a hearse. 

I have seen hardcore Capitalism Rulez! conservatives in recent days freaking out over how college athletes couldn’t handle one of their teammates making more than them, and therefore the most they could support would be a small universal increase in their stipend.

That Combi looks perfect for making babies, too. Just sayin’.

“Your sweet aunt is trash.”

A useful tip for folks going online: The second someone unironically uses the phrase “diversity of opinion”, you can safely dismiss anything else they have to say on any topic. That’s code for ‘Do you let me spout just as much of my bullshit as you do your common sense?’

Cool...he’s got my vote for senior class president.

Because the car dealership is paying the kid $1 million instead of his actual value of $50,000

The amount of brand-new commenters on this article is something else.

When I went to college in York, PA my friends landlord was the bassists dad.

Oh no! Not sham endorsements!

What I don’t get is that I’m a white heterosexual male who also thinks my quarter-formed thoughts are worthy of mass distribution, and yet I am not getting paid exorbitant sums to do a pointless “job.” What am I doing wrong?

Zen koan for the day: is Darren Rovell the Chris Cillizza of sports journalism, or is Chris Cillizza the Darren Rovell of political puditry?

Calling that a limo is a stretch.

Absolutely happy that FOR ONCE a fucking cop is being held responsible for their actions.

Slightly disturbed that the only time I have seen this happen in recent memory and it’s a Woman.

Somehow I feel a huge number of outright civilian slayings by cops are perpetrated by male cops.. not seeing many male cops face…

So you’re saying the Burbank Airport

Don’t understand the appeal of Succession. Extremely rich people already have too much attention paid to them in our society, unless we’re spending that attention on taxing them back down to Earth, I don’t need to give them spare entertainment attention. Straight fuck em.

I’m glad the Twitter feed you linked is picking up on something that I haven’t been able to unsee since it was pointed out to me.