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The SS protects Pence?

Actually, it is. It’s just not the country you live in

Known in the Pense household as  “the Devil’s Vacuuming”

What? Are you expecting a Republican to not be a clueless asshole? Get real.

Calling Mike Pence’s Yuxon XL a trash truck is valid only while he’s in it.

Of course I’m kidding. What kind of brain-dead moron would take something that’s so obviously satire and believe it to be true . . . wait . . . hold on . . .

I think that goes without saying.

Came here to say that Mike Pence not only sucks, but its an entire bag of dicks in which he consumes on a regular basis. Sometimes crassness is needed.

They banned motorized vehicles but I guess they still allow douche canoes. 

I think that goes without saying.

Mike Pence sucks.

Woooooo, let’s go full on stupid! I do what I want.

The obviously biased Liberal media is overlooking our last Vice President’s visit to Mackinac Island when Creepy Joe showed up with his Trans Am.

Depends to the rescue!!!

Did he poop his diaper as well? Oh nm.

This is a wonderful rebuttal to arguments I never made. 

I know everyone wants to jump on this guy (and the other passenger) for suing, but in this event all three passengers were significantly injured. If the other two passengers aren’t specifically wealthy, it’s entirely possible any legal action they are taking is part off an attempt to basically get payouts from…

It’s amazing how he is both makes excellent points which are right while completely missing the point and being very wrong.