Please don't shatter my beloved stereotypes by providing video of thoughtful NFL players.

Whoa, that reminds me of Metal Gear Solid 4.

Stop trying to make the Wii U happen. The Wii U is not going to happen.

What? I don't remember Rambo actually gunning down people with intention to kill in the first movie!

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because simcity was a single-player game and all the bullshit that accompanied the release was a result of deliberate design decisions. this is pretty different.

Nothing hypocritical about it. GTA Online is the muliplayer component of GTA V. GTA V's singleplayer can still be played fine.

Will we need to rinse and repeat?

Fooled by what? All I see is some photos of a meeting room, what am I missing?

Look on the bright side, you get to be married to a woman who looks like a dude.