Go back to COD, you piece of garbage.

Olay, cool. Go away now. You have no business being here just to talk trash 

This is hardly confusing and is super cool.

Wow. That's really really stupid.

Sorry, Jason. But I'm going to play The Messenger myself to see if it's any good since your opinions are usually shit.

How is it possible that this review is longer than the game itself? Damn, be succinct.

I'd pay to watch Logan Paul get the actual shit kicked out of him.

D.Va is massively overrated. Talk about something good for once.

The fact that you are writing about something so stupid and trivial is more concerning.

The first Metroid does not hold up at all. It's an aimless mess.

Leave it to Kotaku to write about games that don’t deserve any attention. There are many other important and interesting things happening in the gaming world to write about and you chose this?

It was fine. Want a real nightmare? Imagine living in a world where Jason is considered a real journalist. That's a frightening thought.

It takes place in the future so I'm sure they've all been eradicated.

D.Va is overrated as heck.

This is so stupid and deserves no attention. Thanks, Kotaku for once again proving why you're bottom of the barrel in games journalism.

What a dumb, dumb move on Twitch's part.

“If you want to know why looking at the bird site makes your stress levels rise, even when you’re just arguing about what color a dress is, remember: it’s the medium, not the message.”

Not true. Why even bother posting this since it's not going to have any effect according to your logic? Guess we shouldn't state our opinions.

Any game could be weirder.

If Nintendo puts Waluigi in Smash, I'll be pissed.