I would give my left nut for them to say “Both Pixels have headphone jacks. Having a headphone jack so you can use your headphones without an adapter takes...courage” then slowly turn to the nearest camera and give a smug look and wink.

If I had unlimited data (that was reliable and affordable) I’d cancel my ISP in a heartbeat and tether to my phone. Then I’d be burning through about 200GB a month with Netflix and gaming and whatnot (I don’t online game, but still download games).

And that’s me using it for “legal” content. There are people who would…

First thought I had. Now if it asked me for my SSN and bank account number and pin, then I would totally trust it though.

I’m glad someone is thinking of the children, but why won’t anyone think of the traffic all these disease-free people will cause? Oh wait...self-driving cars will cure that. Problem(s) solved!

Yep this is me. Why TF would I use a community sponge/rag? Gross. I just grab a paper towel and the dishsoap and wash it that way.

It’s sad the only way these get resolved is once they go viral or hit mainstream media. I wonder how many people are getting screwed over that we don’t hear about because it doesn’t get to the media.

I assume none of this stuff works if you’re trying to text someone who doesn’t use an iPhone, right? Only Apple would try to turn the SMS app into an Apple-specific proprietary platform that only works on their devices.

Still rocking Night Mode from the developer preview on my Nexus 6P. I almost forgot it wasn’t in the official release (if you had the developer preview, it stuck around even with the official release). Really have no idea why it was removed though. Seems to work fine.

I often wondered how this works in restaurants, where I pay with my card, then they authorize it, bring me the receipt and I write a tip on it, leave it on the table and walk out. I guess the merchant (waiter/waitress/restaurant) then has to go back and change the amount on the initial transaction/request. Or maybe it…

There are tons of alarms that do that already. Well, I assume so but I don’t use iOS. Even Android’s default alarm does that. Regardless, not sure how much of a game changer it is.

All these people gotta live somewhere. We wouldn’t want less people on the planet or anything...

Can they please just make it a cologne or perfume? I’ll get it for my girlfriend to liven things up in the bedroom. I wouldn’t be able to resist.

I already did that. Pretty sure it’s this issue. Should be about $300 to fix. I’m pretty handy but not sure I can fix that myself.

Yep....18 years for me. I still have 5 years left of alimony/child support payments. Yay....

As someone who is dealing with this right now....I need to figure it out. Last week my department “re-aligned” which means my position was eliminated but thankfully(?) got re-assigned to another position...which pays about 22% less. Together with being newly single (child support, alimony and of course the awesome…

If I wasn’t at work I could time myself, but I can’t imagine it takes me more than 10-15 to strip normally. I’m guessing 20 seconds if I’m all dolled up in a tie and tightly-laced shoes and maybe those funny garter sock things or something. Suspenders too.

I’m glad I did...just moved in together 2 weeks ago and got called into my office yesterday and the company went all “Office Space” on us. I was “lucky” that I kept my job but they reclassified my position and gave me a 23% paycut (conveniently just short of the apparently 25% cut needed for me to quit and get…

I love Go (and movies like that). Hopefully XOXO is good...

I hate how I was so excited that smoking was dying out, and now I have to walk through clouds of vaping cause it’s somehow more “acceptable.”....no, you’re still being an inconsiderate jerk.

Seems like technology could provide some kind of indicator if food is bad or not besides a date. I mean, I can dip a little thing of paper in my pool water and it’ll tell me exactly what chemicals it needs within a split second.

Can’t I get something for food? I mean, easy enough to take a whiff of my milk or see mold…