Maybe I misunderstand herpes, but I'm not so sure that something which will burn my genitals at random intervals for the rest of my life, and will inhibit my sex life*, is "better" than coughing, sneezing and drinking OJ for a week. I had the flu last week, even over the weekend (which was a bummer), but now I'm fine,…

I am at my best when no one can see me.

I don't care, I still love Brandi. She does some really stupid shit (I was peeking out from behind my hands for the entire wine-throwing scene), but she really is the one person that reminds me of a regular ol' person. She says whatever she thinks (even when it's not a good idea), but she almost always apologizes,…

The blood of virgins and witchcraft. There's no other explanation at this stage.

I concur. Also, the STD she talks about having in her book is HPV—literally the most common STD possible.

Yes! I would like an autographed copy of that, please.

A couple years ago, Nicole Richie was on WWHL. Brandi's name came up in some context, probably about her hard partying. Nicole said something to the effect of, "I love Brandi, but she needs to chill out. Like, I looooove her but, seriously, she needs to stop. But I do love her. But she needs to calm down."

Ha, I should! Last year I walked by a guy on his cell shouting (verbatim), "Look, I'm trying to tell you that I don't know if the zippered skinny jeans are responsible or NOT, dammit."

I prefer that you call them "freedom wands".

Well, there is a silver lining to this. Obama won with such a landslide both times based on widespread disgust with Republicans by young people, minorities, and women. This is going to piss off those people, and pissed off people are more likely to vote.

He knows where that number comes from; he pulled it out of his ass.

Pain Capable Unborn Child Protection Act

It's...how to say nicely...a phenomenon, all right.

Wasting time, your tax dollars, and your last nerve - The American Congress.

Sweet? You can keep that, thanks.

God damn it, this is what taxes are supposed to be for. It should not require fund raisers for the police to investigate a crime.

There should be a national campaign to raise money for testing rape kits in every state.

I'm really like what I hear about his Kym Worthy person. So far most of the things I hear about her are good. It'd be nice to see her working on stuff on a national level in the future.

The fact that $4 million in funding isn't enough to test one state's rape kits is sad as fuck.

He's actually out there, now, waiting for it to start. He's just gonna work on his abs and make exfoliating scrubs out of the sand til April.