Collectibullshit?

I see your peppermint schnapps and raise you a shot of Fireball whisky. Tastes like those pink chocolate filled "chicken bone" candy (maybe only in Canada?)

Days. A lifetime, basically.

I feel for you, I really do. Cat piss is the worst.

Hooray! Does that mean I can hump everything in sight and still go to heaven, too?

Just saw that Debbie Allen isn't sure about these Cosby allegations. Quoting her mother she said, "Why now? Why are these people trying to destroy his legacy?" UGH!!!!!

Excuse me there is a tutorial. BRB gotta go up my side-eye game. Which was already strong. But not RuPaul strong.

shantay. shantay. shantay. shantay. (yes, i looked that up and yes, i created an account merely for this comment.)

PARIS. DUPREE. PARIS. DUPREE.

Something expensive of what she really likes so you can say she didn't get art because you already had x in mind for her. Really good bottle of booze, entire season of show she likes on DVD, absurd costume for her dogs that she's to practical to ever waste money on herself.

I want you to see your oversized pores up close and personal.

This was me exactly. I don't know why I was in such a rush to lose it. If I'd just waited a little longer, I can think of like 3 good prospects I met in college who certainly would have treated me better. Insecurity is a funny thing.

Jesus F. Christ ARE WE NOT DONE WITH BEARDS YET. DX

Yeah, I definitely wasn't ready but I think part of me was glad just to get it over with (it was the summer before college) so I wouldn't have to carry my "first time" anxiety around any longer.

17

I lost my virginity to my abuser. Before I found out what a horrible person he was. I am still extremely embarassed, and ashamed to say the least. All because he told me I was handsome and he wanted to give me flowers, after he heard me singing during karaoke. I should've known better.

*slinks down in chair*

ONLY THE HITACHI. seriously. mine has been going strong for over 11 years.

There's an angle the USMC didn't think of.

LELO <3 <3 <3