GODDAMMIT Mark. I had FINALLY gotten that bloody song out of head-my 13 year old sings it ALL the damn time-and now you put it back. I demand reparations.

nope. You take a pic of it, and somebody analyzes it for you.

Thank you so much for this essay. And WHEN, oh WHEN, will the term PC die?*

....or climate change scientists about climate change, or paleontologists about the actual date of fossils, or or or or...this is fun game, let's keep going.

Rebecca, thanks. I could not agree more that the story of scientology is actually a really tragic one. The families that have been destroyed because of disconnection, people declaring bankruptcy after giving away all their money to the "church" for "classes", members dying of treatable illnesses (OR mental illness)…

BUT, those books are BLACK. Black is always edgy, and then he DESTROYED them, which is just SO meaningful and stuff. I just don't get why she didn't see how DEEP this was, I mean, my 13 year old sees it, so its OBVIOUS.

At this point you could start a major league franchise out of the number of women who have come forward, yet there are still people who want to say "Oh, we will just never know the truth" as if the truth is some mysterious thing just out of our grasp. It's beyond laughable and tragic that women's voices MANY, MANY…

this so much reminds me of my hew favorite thing in the world.It is so fabulous and funny. http://instagram.com/crazyjewishmom…

Mark, have you ever read Girlvert? Its a memoir by Ashely Blue, and she talks extensively about doing gonzo porn, and it is FASCINATING.

Exactly, I am clearly one who would not want everyone looking up my butt.

My male gay friend swears by naked yoga. All I can picture is everyone jockeying for room in the BACK.

Well, Disneyland is in California, disneyword is in florida. And I get it, but I hate to admit it. *I kind of like taking my spawn to disneyand!*

I love that they can't go to disneyland. Maybe we can ban them from other public places ?

I work with special needs kids under 5. Thank goodness, or you are abso right. There WOULD be pictures!

OH, LORD. I have a great Bill Maher story. Back when I was still okcupiding, a guy I had been on 2 dates with texted and asked me if I wanted to go to an orgy. In a CHURCH BASEMENT in los Feliz. And the way he tried to sell it to me? BILL MAHER WAS GOING TO BE THERE. As if he was some kind of draw. I am not sure which…

THIS WAS MY STORY. But I did it as a grown-up. I use retin a for wrinkles, and had gotten waxed and it never was an issues, until this ONE TIME (I must have used it too close to the wax time) when it ripped off ALL THE SKIN OFF under and above my eyebrows, and EVEN BETTER- My entire upper lip. So I had no mustache.…

ye gods and little fishes.

I think we need to come up with a new word to describe what Obama did there. When you make such an obvious boast and taunt at the same time you are venetian blinding. Or something.

You are abso right. I had never seen SIDEWAYS RAIN until I was in Ireland!

Where I grew up it took an hour to get to the damn grocery store, so that doesn't faze me. I would love to live in a cottage with some donkeys and tons of dogs. I guess I would have to buy a sun lamp!