WHY DO I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT JUSTIN BIEBERS COCK EVERY TIME I COME HERE. THERE NEEDS TO BE A BIEBERECTOMY OF THIS SITE IMMEDIATELY.

WAIT! Should we assume this bomb was left, by, hmmm... a white guy? I mean! Wow! How would we know? *code red sarcasm alert*

I am so in sympathy with this for so many reasons. And given how many accidents they are involved in because of texting and driving, I am not sure they should have texting capabilities either.

Okay, my husband just read the article, and is 100 percent behind me finding this guy just so we can read his blog and hear his music. (*cult-like arrangement with Mr. Bossypants
* had us wetting ourselves)

I am almost willing to play single JUST TO FIND OUT THE NAME OF HIS BLOG. I bet my husband would support me in this.

JUST IN TIME FOR COACHELLA! *gag*

Good lord, I could not imagine having all this worshipful stuff written about me and ever managing not to be an asshole about it. (Unless I had my mother around 24-7. She would continually remind that even if I was Beyonce anything I did was still *not quite good enough*)

I can't unsee it. Now I have to figure out if I hate you or love for doing that to me.

That was adorable, and I CANNOT get over how pretty Edith really is in real life,

I have always been quite happy being myself, but DAMN, Geena Davis is just so cool and amazing I am not ashamed to say I would switch bodies in a hot second.

ewww...Rebecca I was eating wontons. That was not fair.

I forgive Rose most things since she was brought up in the unholy horror of the children of god. I don't know how anyone could leave that mess emotionally intact.

yeah, you can pay to get someone to do that for you at MAC. And they usually take money off if you buy some products after.

The people who made Bernie need to jump on this right now. And Shirley MacLaine could act the hell out of that "crazy".

I vote not sexy and making me uncomfortable.Like a toddler making a "sexy" face.

All I could think of was this....separated at birth?

Marrying him is the only thing I have never liked nor understood about Dita.

I am really sad that Shia was not part of this equation. Oh, and James creepy Franco.

At a snazzy celeb heavy mommy and me I attended by accident, there were 3 Tallulahs, 2 Ryders, and 4 Coles. I love when people seem to not realize my favorite mantra. I am just SO different, just like everybody else.

I had to sign endless ndas to work with celeb parents, so no names, but most celeb parents are terrifyingly awful.