I LOVE THIS, thanks for reminding me of it.

Huh. I didn't know that. I just *whispers* read it in another gossip site.(Also, I think she is on Twitter ALL the time, far more then most celebs, and if you are on social media that much -especially making as many epically stupid statements as she does- you are going to get attention)

I live in Los Angeles. If I SEE OR READ OR HEAR the word TOXINS one more time I will have to finish all the trader joes dark chocolate triple ginger cookies. Or go on a shouting spree and yell at everyone outside Whole Foods.

SHE GAVE HER HUSBAND A BIRTHDAY CAKE WITH HIS SONS ON ONE SIDE AND SHE AND EDDIE IN BED ON TOP. Truly, I have never seen anything so crazykins in my life. This girl wouldn't know appropriate if it danced in front of her with a tea cozy on it's head.

She is so unabashedly HERSELF with no apologies. As a woman brought up in the south who apologizes when someone else bumps into me, I admire that SO MUCH.

I AM SO HAPPY YOU COVERED THIS. Because I have zero feelings for most celebrities, but she is truly vile. Also, you should see the homophobic tweet she did about Andy Cohen. (I will try and find it). Girl has a ph -fuckin- d in putting her foot in her mouth.

Exactly the point. Kids are bullies and idiots without reason. It's why I hate parents so much who abdicate on decisions like giving their children electronics they do'nt need, or letting them on facebook too early because "Little darlin' will get teased if we don't!" Little darlin' will get teased no matter what you…

Nothing I have to make myself qualifies as comfort food. (But your dish sounds really good and you SHOULD share the recipe. ) For me comfort food is someone bringing it to my house and me having to do nothing but be lazy and slurp down lo mein, or Pho, or pizza, or thai duck noodle soup, or...god this is making me…

Somebody needs to stop Madonna. Now, please.

I HATE when my husband puts his mouth on the bathroom faucet to rinse his mouth out...so last year he got this in his stocking. Problem solved. In under ten bucks.

Oh, hell, yeah, of course. I just think it would be typical, if you used it to ward someone off who you were scared of, and then you got a ticket for it. *sigh*

I wish I did! I am sorry. Someone gave it to me. But I googled "personal alarm" and I found tons of options. I also found this! It's on sale! ( It does not sound as loud as mine was, but that might be a good thing? )

I used to have a REALLY REALLY loud alarm I wore around my neck when I ran. If you pushed it against someone's head you could burst their ear drums. Most men would probably leave you alone if you pulled that-but in the world we live in, I bet the train police would cite you for making too much noise.

You know what's better then that? I am adopted and don't know a damn thing about my background, or even my race, really. (Actually, I don't care a whit...I love that I could be anything, and that everywhere I go people tell me I am something different.)

This explains the relentless lack of chins.

Good lord, is that Nancy Grace with Doctor Drew? Are they going to work together? If so I am counting them as horse one and two of the apocalypse.

SEXY MOTHAFUCKAH!

OKAY, DAMMIT....that's it...I GIVE IN!! It is raining out and I am going to re-watch Purple Rain. With the sound turned way the HELL up.

Here is a story-lots of masking going on in it though. Celebrity Mom was worried son was not crawling or talking. People go out for an evaluation and find NO toys, child spends no time on floor ever, basically never any stimulation for child whatsoever. He stays in high chair all day watching spanish language tv while…

Honestly, this was the biggest disappointment to me as a parent. I thought making friends with other parents would be so easy and it has been nigh to impossible. So hard.