Casey! You need to STOP!! “Mixing paint together is gorgeously stimulating”?? What the fuck does that even mean? It’s like a fucking Mad Lib!

The powder is a product called Mr. Sparkle. It works pretty well and is disrespectful to dirt.

Yes. Lots of tender was used to remove the rust. Seems pretty obvious.

Pretty sure that’s Crispin Glover

Yup. And I am far smarter than you, as evidenced by the fact that I have a job that allows me to purchase the items I desire, rather than needing to rely on the actions of others. It’s a good life.

No, I am right. Bottom line, if you can't afford something, you don't get to have it. If you want it, get a better job so that you can afford it. Pretty simple.

It’s not stealing in the traditional sense, as you are not removing the “object”. What you ARE doing is removing the value of the object, so we are still talking about theft.

For your reference...

Very true. But bottom line an air filter for a w123 does not cost $200.

Nope. I had a 126 for a decade or so, and the air filter was $25-$30. No way a 123 air filter would cost almost ten times as much, they may even be the same part. It's paper and rubber, nothing that would make it $200

I guess you're right, this isn't a virus.

How much does the Sploid blogger job pay?

Meaning?

Why not? Prices too low? Service too convenient?

Agreed. Whatever this guy did for a living has no bearing on what happened. But trying to cut down Uber is a requirement for this site.

You kept a defective $15 battery as a backup? I'm starting to question your decisions.

Your phone or battery is defective if it dies at 80% after less than 2 years. I’ve had cell phones with removable batteries from 1998-2009, and I never had a need to buy a new battery or swap batteries. It’s a nice to have feature that few people really use (as evidenced by the popularity of the iPhone since day one).