Fondling a woman’s breasts when she is still alive doesn’t seem to be an offense that lands anyone in real trouble, so it’s difficult to believe there is any chance someone would prosecute this jerk for doing it to a dead person.

I don’t think the cops should review it at all. It should get turned over to a Civillian Review Board that watches the footage and is able to bring some sort of disciplinary action(including fines, jail time, and dismissal) against officers for whatever BS they find on the tapes. And just like a sex-offender registry…

I just love that this fuck was too dumb to remember the recording buffer feature (or, tip of the cap to the LAPD for not letting cops know about it).

In November, the LAPD announced that it would begin reviewing random recordings that don’t involve arrests or use of force in order to ensure proper police protocol was being followed and to deter “biased policing.” The footage was uncovered during a random inspection and upon its discovery, the officer was…

Meanwhile, William Barr, the Attorney General of the United States of No Quid Pro Quo, stated for the record that

Why are they allowed to turn them off? Seriously. The entire point of the camera is to make sure their story checks out, but it’s useless if they’re allowed to pause the record whenever they feel like it. The entire point is that they’re doing crap like this when nobody’s looking. They should be docked a day’s pay for…

Abuse of a corpse. Hope they hit him with felony charges for this. 

Someone needs to make a more realistic commercial... a commercial where the the husband buys one of these for his wife after she packed on a bunch of weight that after having their last kid a few years ago.

I’ve always found the Peloton commercials really annoying, they’re always show some people already in really good shape on the bikes, in some insane house, and for some reason always doing it so that their kids wake up magically right at the end of the workout.

You left out the part where she gets all super excited when the video guy mentions her name.  I almost lost my Cheerios.

Threadjack...Can we talk about Steven Spielberg pimping out ET to something called Xfinity?

Well at least she doesn’t need to worry about upper body strength since she spends her entire living existence walking around holding her phone over her head.

What kind of fat-shaming/gaslighting is that guy doing behind the scenes to make his perfect looking wife think she needs to workout for a year?

And, of course, the actress looks amazing when she gets the damn thing so we have no idea what it could possibly be doing for her other than dominating all of her free time.

Why don’t you teach your nieces how to use a socket wrench?

“I can uncle like a motherfucker.”

This is an enormously pervasive attitude about a lot of progressive policies. See also: “I paid back my* student loans, why should anybody else’s get dismissed?”

Pretty much! She lost a lot of good women over the years, but I know she'll never see that.

She did make office wide changes, but a man got that started. She didn’t want to lose him.

You either have rich parents or you live in an efficiency with 30 other people.