On the dark side with Pence, all women would have to register and GPS their uteruses (uteri?) so he can track the actions of our southern parts. On the bright side, Mother Pence would be first lady, affording us a chance to legally yell “Motherfucker” at Pence during every public appearance. I

I just googled that quote and found the article, which is quite interesting. I think the last paragraph pretty much says it all:

I was reading articles about how abortion became such a GOP issue and how men are so obsessed with it and ran across an interesting quote from a feminist journal in one that stated “a woman deciding to have an abortion is the ultimate insult to male authority.” Pretty interesting to think about.

I was thinking that there’d be a section on abortion instruments before Roe vs. Wade: a coat hanger and knitting needles.

Well, sure, I’d be happy to put up a Gestational Slavery exhibition next to the American Slavery one. It could feature biographies, photos and mementos from the lives of the many, many women who have died as a result of not having access to reproductive healthcare. We could even aim for some really good intersectional…

Oh and he looks like a fucking perv, is it OK to idiot-shame?

Ding ding ding! Take the 5th grade history class to see the slavery exhibit, and oh, while you’re here, let’s indoctrinate you with anti-abortion propaganda. Unfuckingbelievable.

School kids on a field trip to the state museum. I guarantee you that’s his target audience.

I can only imagine what fuck ups guys like him were in HS.

Ooh, can they include the impacts of back-alley abortions, women and children who are forced to live in poverty because they came pregnant in unstable situations, statistical trends and scientific analysis, and the full story?

Now Giffords is calling him out on his shit:

^ this. I’ll ride those coat tails then swear to jeebus there was no coat.

Occassionally, they’ll take a brunette with an updo, but she’s got to have that extra special mean girl sauciness...

Propaganda Barbie is even better than my personal favorite Kellyanne Conjob.

Conservative feminism means looking a certain way: straight hair, preferably blonde, always at least shoulder-length. Lean body with long legs and big boobs. There’s a sickening uniformity to the look, regardless of age. It means power for oneself only, never giving a single fuck for other women. It means blaming…

The original Nazis weren’t taken seriously for far too long either. Many Jewish Germans thought he was a clown, that someone would stop him, that it was just more of the same anti-semitism they’d lived with for decades, that it wasn’t real. Sound familiar?

Unrequited boners are a powerful thing, apparently.

I just was just about to post this. These assholes will go so far to justify how they are exempt from the same things they revile: they fear shootings, but the rest of us don’t get gun protection; they all have health care that we subsidize, but we better not give it to the poor. And their dumbass constituents EAT…

Chicken shit.

Cotton changed the venue five times in three days in order to confuse his constituents to try and make sure they wouldn’t show up (or that only his most diehard fans/supporters showed up). Thankfully the media was on it and people found out the right place to go.