So u judge ppl in customer service? What gives u the right, there are plenty of well educated folks that just happen to be baristas

Coffee edgelords are so amusing.

Man I wish I could be you just for a day. 

Hey everyone--we’ve got a badass over here!!

So. Edgy. 

DECENT coffee it shouldn’t ever need flavoring, sugar, or dairy (creamer or milk in coffee is gross).

I mean, unless you don’t actually like the taste of coffee but want the caffeine, like many people. (Hi)

I'd prefer to not be the victim of someone else's natural selection.

The victims are the local Bahamians (?), contractors, and employees who got roped into this. Many working 20 hour days leading up to the “event” and cleaning up afterwards.

Eh, it would be nice to see them consider fostering or adoption. There’s no shortage of children in America (and certainly not around the world) who would benefit compared to their current circumstances, even if they ended up in the bizarro world of the Kardashians.

Well, I am not a powerful man, and I still think that anyone who truly wants to have a big family should be forced to face the environmental impact of their decision. I can’t afford a hybrid car and I think about my environmental impact every time I drive the damn thing, which is not often. One day, hopefully soon,…

There is only one “The Middle” and it’s by Jimmy Eat World.

Ssarcasm evades you clearly. I'm not doing any type of birth control ever again after the hell I've suffered. He chooses to wear a condom or no love. That's it. 

I hate it when people suggest a woman go on oral contraceptives like she has never heard they exist.

Condoms do not “suck for both parties.” They can reduce sensitivity, but they don’t remove it. I never met a guy who couldn’t come while using a condom. And I dare say that sex with a condom is still more enjoyable than unwanted pregnancy, parenthood, or child support.

I damn near backhanded my beloved fiance when he suggested I get on birth control. Look bud, I'm one of the few women who has endometriosis and birth control fucks me up worse so you put your big boy pants on and wear a fucking condom until we're ready to procreate! And I love my daughter to pieces. I'd murder for…

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A disturbing amount of people in my Facebook feed, people I’ve always known to be thoughtful and intelligent, are outright shitting on the idea of getting a flu shot, OR, saying they got a flu shot and now they feel sick and regret doing it/won’t ever get one again... everyone’s peddling their keto diet this and fish…

Aerie! It’s owned by American Eagle, has tons of sales, and is much better quality than VS’s current offerings. 

I think American Eagle’s aerie line is more inline with what teenagers/young women want to wear now. I haven’t been in a victoria’s secret for a decade...